The Presidential Rat Race '08

I obviously wanna Barak and Roll all night and democratic party every day. I mean that's obvious. What might not be AS obvious is that I think Obama is a total hunk... what am I talking about, of course that's obvious, i mean look at the man! If he does not grace the cover of the next Teen Steam, then he better be on a trapper keeper asap. OMG this will be a perfect way to get the word out to voters... what is that? kids in school can't vote? Are you implying that a 26 year old can't keep a trapper keeper full of composition books in his Jansport backpack?

I can't imagine why anyone would want to vote for McCain/Paulin. I guess I can imagine, but I can also imagine a huge spider that breathes fire, but that doesn't mean I want to. So if you vote for these two knuckleheads you might as well be a gross huge spider only uglier.

If you want you guys could always vote for me! I promise to add more vending machines in the lounge and add 5 minutes to lunch!

vim&vigor: a blog for the ages.

Hey! I'm back, some of you might remember my previous blog, PopBarf. A lot has changed since those simple times, for instance I have new clothes and am now a different age! Actually I post this post on the very day of my birth even! I feel like it's a good time to begin my a new super opinionated chapter in my life where I encourage my friends and strangers to take part in the whimsical rants that usually take place only in my head.

stay a while and read stuff, you just might like it... but try not to get the authorities involved.